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Fell Down the Rabbit Hole
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense, nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't and contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be it would, you see.
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat
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stop what you’re doing and adore me
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- 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
- to be continued
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
